What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 05:22

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Next, they tried...
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is every human messed up in some way?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can you maintain self-control?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Still no good
What is truer than that which is true?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...