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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 05:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

No, not a chance

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Next, they tried...

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is every human messed up in some way?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can you maintain self-control?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Still no good

What is truer than that which is true?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?